Andrew Heinrich Music  

Never Again

Lyrics & Music:
Andrew Heinrich

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Well I’ve sailed north to Ireland
I’ve sailed south to France
I’ll sail to the New World
If you give half a chance
But brave as I might be
And bold as I am
I’ll never go drinking
With Michael again!



Chorus:
I’ll never, no never; no never amen
I’ll never go drinking with Michael again!



Well the first night went lightly
No hurry at all
We drank Scottish whiskey
We had us a ball
But when we went roamin’
He gave us all wine
Not a flask or a bottle,
But a cask oh so fine



Chorus



Well we drank seven barrels
Of Morcar’s best stout
And ingested more ‘shleager
Than I dare think about
Michael mixed island beverage
He poured rum and Coke
And it took lots of leverage
To get poor Torquil home



Chorus



'Twas around o’drunk-thirty when
Young Gauge left the scene
With a giggling young maiden
The Atlantian queen
We searched through the campsite
We searched high and low
Til we saw him come running
With twelve knights fast in tow



Chorus



Well my own story starts
With great joy and good cheer
I went out with Michael
I drank lots of beer
I met a fine maiden
I asked her to wed
But I wound up on Mike’s porch
Instead of her bed



Chorus



Janvier gentleman ladie’s man fine
He went out with Michael
And had lots of wine
He went to take Rosa
To the king of the West
But it’s hard to be charming
In a backwards suplex



Chorus



The stacking of bottles
Is Josceline’s art
When she speaks long of hist’ry
She sounds very smart
She’ll roll on her belly
She’ll roll on her hips
Keep your eyes on her eyes
Instead of her…



Chorus



This verse is censored,
I can’t say a word
We went to Estrella,
Why, what have you heard?



Chorus



The morning is coming
And I may just be blind
And the song of the cruel birds
Is oh so unkind
As I see my companions
I’ve got just one thought –
That Jock looks damn strange
In the cardinal’s cassock



Chorus x2

 

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